December 2009
“I want a dating show — Snookin’ For Love. I want to find my prince. I’d have 27...”
– Snooki (via adaaamm)
A Woman's 50 Rules For Men
macaroononastick:
Call.
Don’t lie.
Never tape any of her body parts together.
If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.”
The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes.
Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.”
Victoria’s secret is good. Frederick’s of hollywood is bad.
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Happy festivus!
whos ready for their airing of grievances
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Tumblr gave to...
oldfilmsflicker:
taylortallegra:
gogopwrrngrz:
Twelve year-olds bitching Eleven dressed up babies Ten cats a-lawling Nine pics of GaGa Eight awesome mixtapes Seven gifs a-dancing Six racist comments Five brand new memes Four links to formspring Three reblogs Two maintenance errors And a hipster stuck in some trees.
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