THE STATEN ISLAND ISLANDER: Island Priest Admits... →
statenislandnews: STATEN ISLAND, NY – In an amazing disclosure from the Catholic Church, Fr. Chilli Palmetto of the Church of St. Clare in Bay Terrace, announced that the Pope sent a very important fax to all clergy this morning. While Fr. Palmetto declined to show us the fax, he did explain its contents. … haha hysterical. but TRUE!
PRETTY MUCH MY LIFE
Marge: What makes you think this Darryl Strawberry character is better than you?
Homer: Marge, forget it. He's bigger than me, faster than me, stronger than me, and he already has more friends around the plant than I do.
Bart: You make me sick, Homer. You're the one who told me I could do anything if I just put my mind to it!
Homer: Well, now that you're a little bit older, I can tell you that's a crock! No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.
Bart: Gotcha. Can't win, don't try.